STUPID QUESTION,SMART ANSWER

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1)  Girlfriend : '...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?'
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday'.

2) Teacher : 'Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?' Pupil : 'The moon'.
Teacher : 'Why?'
Pupil : 'The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it'.

3) Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.

4) Waiter : 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer : 'What other colors do you have?'

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : 'Sam, you talk a lot !'
Sam : 'It's a family tradition'.
Teacher : 'What do you mean?'
Sam : 'Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher'.
Teacher : 'What about your mother?'
Sam : 'She's a woman'.

7) Tom : 'How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?'
David: 'You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated'.

8) Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : ' Brotherly love'.

9) Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
Sam : 'No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook'.

10) Patient : 'What are the chances of my recovering  doctor?'
Doctor : 'One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died'.

11) Teacher : ' Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
One Student : 'Sir, my  Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.'

knape??

ari ni aq ader 1 soalan....knapew klu kta pkai tdong lbuh msti owunk akn pndang like an alien is walking....is it weird 2 wear tdong lboh??tdong lboh mngganggu pndangan diorunk kew....it seems like the first time they saw people wearing tdong lboh in thiz world....ssetengah lelaki klu nmpak pompuan pkai tdong lboh msti pndang mcm pompuan 2 x pkai pape pown...tau x prasaan korunk klu org stare kt korunk???rse x slesa kowt..mcm kta pkai bju yg sndat jew..sdangkan dh ttop aurat shabis mngkin dh..last but not least bgi ssetengah pompuan lak msti pndang girls yg pkai tdong lboh ni mcm mnyampah jew....knape prlu wat pndangan cm2???smpai ke ari ni aq still musykil ngan jwapan ntuk soalan2 cmni....why??(ini brdasarkn pngalamn seorng mslim~)

t0d@y~

ya allah...tuhan jer lar yunk tau btaper pnasnyer cuacer kt prlis skunk ni smpai brasap kpala aq*ayt bombastik*wkakaka...(=..wlaopown dlm keadaan pnas cmni tp aq ngan dyah masham n the geng still snggop brjalan kaki cuz nk bg skongan kt bdax bola jring SMKAP....SMKAP fighting3 o_~...aq bngga ngan team netball SMKAP cuz usaha brsunggoh2 n dpat kputusan yg cmerlunk n trbilunk!!i pray 4 SMKAP netball team will be qualified in the semi-final!!alhamdulillah...mnggu ni aq mmg pnat gler cuz jdual pdat dri isnin hngga ke ari ahad...oh god!!pnatnyer...)=..pnat glerr arr ari slasa mnggu dpan cuz ari 2 rja nk mai skola ps2 kna dngar 5 cramah n ptg 2 lwan badminton...ari 2 tlinga aq mmg kna ready btul2 nk trima ilmu bwu...(=..wish me n my badminton team will do a good job in badminton tournament...wink2~